October212014

My eyes are- they’re bleeding! Help! I can’t see!

(Source: trhanduil, via mollykatheryn)

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October182014
October142014

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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(via tyleroakley)

10AM

alexshortandsweet said: Mr. Snicket, I am in graduate school for an English degree. Will it ever be worth it? Would it be agreeable if I lit homework assignments on fire to deal with my workload? Please send help soon as I am drowning in a mountain of papers.

lemonysnicketlibrary:

The study of literature is nothing but a mountain of papers.  If do not think it is worth it now, it is unlikely you’ll find it worthwhile later—-it is like a medical student tiring of cadavers.  Best of luck in your alternate career as an arsonist, although be warned: I’ve met quite a few in my line of work and all of them, similarly, wonder if it was worth it.

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10AM

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

(via welcometoweekendupdate)

October132014

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via welcometoweekendupdate)

October102014
October92014
blaq-magik69:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

WISCONSIN IS FREEZING ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

blaq-magik69:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

WISCONSIN IS FREEZING ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

(via welcometoweekendupdate)

12PM

you-do-you-boo-boo:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(via mollykatheryn)

October82014

vinegod:

Knock knock jokes by Aryna Nasriyah

(via welcometoweekendupdate)

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