"On wine, poetry, or virtue as you wish. But you must get drunk" ~ Charles BaudelaireAhoy! Submit
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
alexshortandsweet said: Mr. Snicket, I am in graduate school for an English degree. Will it ever be worth it? Would it be agreeable if I lit homework assignments on fire to deal with my workload? Please send help soon as I am drowning in a mountain of papers.
The study of literature is nothing but a mountain of papers. If do not think it is worth it now, it is unlikely you’ll find it worthwhile later—-it is like a medical student tiring of cadavers. Best of luck in your alternate career as an arsonist, although be warned: I’ve met quite a few in my line of work and all of them, similarly, wonder if it was worth it.